Funny married life quotes

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

29 shares on Threads this month:

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

Alexa, play everyone that played me.

71 shares on Instagram this month:

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

90 shares on Instagram this month:

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

22 shares on Threads this month:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.