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They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

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So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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I only use β€˜sir’ disrespectfully.

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I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡¬ has viewed:

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡± has viewed:

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡¨ has bookmarked:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Someone from πŸ‡΄πŸ‡² has downloaded:

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ has copied:

Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡» has bookmarked:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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15,374

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Jan 2, 2026

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Just landed via Slack:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

Making waves on Twitch:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Making waves on YouTube:

Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

Going bananas on Slack:

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Seen just now on Discord:

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Took a personality test and the results just said β€œuh-oh”

Spotted on Threads:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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69 shares on YouTube this month:

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

60 shares on Threads this month:

Life is just resetting your password until you die.

98 shares on Discord this month:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

50 shares on WeChat this month:

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

94 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

14 shares on Messenger this month:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

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The worst person you know is in therapy right now, being told they need to put themselves first.

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Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

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I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

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Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

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TikTok? I still call it a watch.

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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

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Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

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Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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15,374

Updated

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Users Online

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Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡» has bookmarked:

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡· has downloaded:

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ has bookmarked:

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡³ has bookmarked:

β€œHelp us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ή has bookmarked:

The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

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You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ύ has bookmarked:

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦ has shared:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ͺ has copied:

My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

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A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Trending via Twitch:

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

Just shared via YouTube:

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Trending via Reddit:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Seen just now on YouTube:

β€œI’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

Trending via Threads:

Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

Freshly posted on X:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Just landed via Facebook:

Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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