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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

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Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

Spotted on WeChat:

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

Just shared via Twitch:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

Just shared via Slack:

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Trending via WeChat:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

Making waves on YouTube:

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

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Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

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Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

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Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Broadcasted on X:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Spotted on TikTok:

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Reported on Telegram:

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

Breaking via Reddit:

Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

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Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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