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Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

My life coach traded me.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

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Making waves on Reddit:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Shared recently on Slack:

Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

Live now on Reddit:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

Trending via Threads:

I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

Spotted on Instagram:

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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49 shares on Messenger this month:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

72 shares on Threads this month:

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

34 shares on Reddit this month:

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

13 shares on Instagram this month:

I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

50 shares on Instagram this month:

Sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy.

74 shares on Discord this month:

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

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God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.

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For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

“You’re crazy.” God forbid I keep my family traits alive.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

Making waves on Twitch:

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

Going viral on Discord:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Trending via TikTok:

Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Trending via Telegram:

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Just landed via Reddit:

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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