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I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Going viral on Facebook:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

Just landed via Slack:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

Just landed via Telegram:

If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

Breaking via WeChat:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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Share →: I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

Commentary:
I hope she didn't take a wrong turn and end up permanently residing in the corn maze! 🌽 Let's hope she made it out in time for your next date, or else your love story might turn into a corny horror movie! 🎥😄
6 months ago
Share →: Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic parental strategy of letting your kids marinate in confusion and cornstalks a bit longer. 🌽😂 Nothing builds character like a good old corn maze adventure! Just don't forget to pack some snacks and a map (or GPS… just saying)! 🗺️ #LostAndFoundInACornMaze"

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Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

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Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

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Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

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Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

Spotted on Twitch:

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

Trending via Snapchat:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

Breaking via TikTok:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Trending via Slack:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

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