Commentary:
"When you're a lion, you just swipe right on life. 🦁✍️😂 #NoTimeForPapers"
67 Funny metaphor quotes
The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.
Commentary:
"Lions: King of the jungle, not king of the monthly statements. 🦁💳😅"
Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.
Commentary:
"Good morning to the wind beneath my wings! Everyone else—you're the turbulence in my coffee. ☕️✈️😂"
Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.
Commentary:
"When you think you're chasing a sunset, but end up needing an umbrella! ☀️🌧️😅"
Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.
Commentary:
"Ah, the old heart origami trick! Just don't turn it into a paper airplane. ✈️❤️🤣"
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.
Commentary:
Looks like consequences come unprepared—guess it's a no-lube situation! 😅🚫💦
Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?
Commentary:
Ah, yes! The age-old question that has puzzled strategists and planners for generations – the mysterious source of those elusive ducks for our neat rows! 🦆🦆🦆 Perhaps they are feathery ninjas, mastering the art of disappearing just when we need them most. A duck-tective mystery in the making! 🕵️♂️ Let's rally the quack squad and get to the bottom of this fowl play!
Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.
Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.
Commentary:
Ah, the true celestial drama queen! Blocking them is like trying to escape the force of the universe itself! 🌞🌜⭐ Don't mess with someone who sees themselves as the center of the cosmic show!
Is the elephant in the room with us right now?
Commentary:
🐘🤔 "Is the elephant in the room with us right now?" Well, considering how big elephants are, if there was one in the room, we would definitely know… unless it's hiding behind the curtains, wearing a disguise and practicing its stealth skills! 🤭🐘