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Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

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Shared recently on Instagram:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Just landed via Reddit:

Love is in the air fryer.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Going viral on TikTok:

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

Live now on Facebook:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Just landed via Reddit:

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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73 shares on Discord this month:

It was all revealed to me in a delusion.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

45 shares on Instagram this month:

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

27 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

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Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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Another day of meaningless suffering. Let’s see what awaits us tomorrow.

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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

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“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

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Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Life is way too short to pretend you’re not into some freaky stuff.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Pinterest:

I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

Spreading quickly via X:

Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

Shared recently on Discord:

I used to really want to be understood. Now I mainly just want things like snacks and juice.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

Just shared via Threads:

How does a government that takes 40% of everyone’s money end up being trillions in debt?

Going viral on Telegram:

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

Live now on Reddit:

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

Just landed via Telegram:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

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