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It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

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I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

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I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

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The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

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Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

Spotted on Discord:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Just shared via Discord:

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

Making waves on X:

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

Just landed via Discord:

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Trending via Discord:

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Trending via Snapchat:

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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People should come with warning labels.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

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I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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For the record, I use a turntable.

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All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

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My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

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They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

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Trending via YouTube:

Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

Going viral on Messenger:

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Just landed via Twitch:

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Live now on Threads:

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Going bananas on Slack:

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

Trending via TikTok:

If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

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