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Guess I've unlocked the "mystery character" achievement in real life! 🎭🕵️♂️✨
166 Funny misunderstanding quotes
Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’
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Books: guaranteed shelf-improvement! 📚😄
Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!
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Trying to follow instructions be like: "Wait, where's the blueprint for this? 📐🤔"
Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.
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Well, I guess the court's current verdict is "Stop! Hammer time" 🎤⚖️🔨😄
When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.
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Guess I'm officially in the "long as you happy" club now! 🤔😂🧓✨
I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.
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Silent treatment level: Expert. 🎯🙊💭