Commentary:
Guess I'm lead-ing my way to gains with an extra sprinkle of mystery minerals 😅🔍💪
166 Funny misunderstanding quotes
At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”
Commentary:
Guess she should have specified *which* airline! ✈️🤣
Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.
Commentary:
When your ears need glasses too! 🤓👂😂
“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?
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Seeing people where there aren't any? I must be dating a magician! 🧙♂️😂👀
Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.
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When your Harvard degree clashes with my middle school diploma: "What's a dissertation?" 😂📚🧠
Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.
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When worlds collide: The only thing louder than their conversation was the sound of my genius plan backfiring 😅🎙️🔊
When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’
Commentary:
Can you repeat that? I think my hearing aid called you 📞🤔😂🔊
I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.
Commentary:
Whoever came up with that saying definitely didn't know the sheer willpower required to ignore cake 🍰😆
I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.
Commentary:
Trying to find my place in life; definitely more challenging than it seems 🤔💫
I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.
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When life turns into a remix and my patience hits skip 😂🔊🙉