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The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

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I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

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WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

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The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

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An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

34 shares on Slack this month:

Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

16 shares on Slack this month:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

67 shares on Slack this month:

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

52 shares on Discord this month:

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

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Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

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Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

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A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

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“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

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