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Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Breaking via Threads:

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Trending via Facebook:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Making waves on Telegram:

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

Just landed via Messenger:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

Just shared via Telegram:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

Making waves on YouTube:

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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84 shares on Pinterest this month:

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

64 shares on Discord this month:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

100 shares on X this month:

Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

42 shares on Facebook this month:

In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

58 shares on Discord this month:

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

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Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via YouTube:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Going viral on Twitch:

A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

Spotted on Discord:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Just shared via X:

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Santa’s elves listen to wrap music.

Spotted on Twitch:

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

Live now on YouTube:

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

Shared recently on Twitch:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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