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Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

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Mornings would be fine if they started later.

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We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

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Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

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I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

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The future is buffering.

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Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

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I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

Just shared via YouTube:

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

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Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

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Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

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Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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I will never stop being a quitter!

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My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

Going viral on Messenger:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

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Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Broadcasted on Slack:

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

Breaking via Discord:

I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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