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Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

238 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,507

Funny Quotes Topics

17,572

Funny Quotes Images

15,507

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,315

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

Going viral on Discord:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Making waves on Messenger:

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

Trending via X:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Trending via Twitch:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Seen just now on Slack:

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

Just landed via Messenger:

Relationship status: he escaped.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

30 shares on YouTube this month:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

47 shares on Slack this month:

First responders? You mean reply guys?

26 shares on Messenger this month:

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

82 shares on Threads this month:

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

238 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,507

Funny Quotes Topics

17,572

Funny Quotes Images

15,507

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,425

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

Spotted on Telegram:

I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Shared recently on YouTube:

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

Making waves on Telegram:

You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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