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Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

A good audiobook will have you inventing chores to do.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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Jan 5, 2026

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

Making waves on YouTube:

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

Spotted on Instagram:

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Just shared via Snapchat:

You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

Shared recently on Slack:

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

Just landed via Slack:

I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

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93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

73 shares on Threads this month:

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

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I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

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Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

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If you breakdance you buy dance.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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215 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,484

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Updated

Jan 5, 2026

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Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Please don’t invite me over if you have a leather chair that’s already peeling. I will peel it some more when you’re not looking.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Reddit:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Seen just now on X:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Seen just now on Discord:

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Trending via Discord:

Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

Going viral on Slack:

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

Going viral on Pinterest:

ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

Seen just now on TikTok:

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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