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Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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β€œI’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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β€œSome men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

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There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

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Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

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Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

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Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

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My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

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I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

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I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

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Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

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I’m only dead on the outside.

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Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

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If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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