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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

Just landed via Twitch:

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Going viral on Discord:

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Live now on Telegram:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Just shared via YouTube:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Live now on Discord:

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Trending via WeChat:

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Reported on YouTube:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Spotted on Slack:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Just shared via Slack:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

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