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Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

I’m running out of people I like.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Seen just now on Slack:

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

Making waves on Slack:

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

Trending via WeChat:

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

Just shared via YouTube:

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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49 shares on WeChat this month:

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

59 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

23 shares on Threads this month:

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

93 shares on Threads this month:

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

89 shares on Slack this month:

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

16 shares on Reddit this month:

Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

27 shares on Slack this month:

All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

26 shares on Slack this month:

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

96 shares on Instagram this month:

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

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I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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I hope this email finds you in a well.

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Seen just now on Messenger:

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

Trending via Reddit:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

Seen just now on YouTube:

Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

Making waves on X:

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

Just shared via WeChat:

If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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