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I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

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I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

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Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.