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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

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I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Spotted on YouTube:

Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Reported on YouTube:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Making waves on Twitch:

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Trending via WeChat:

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

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And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

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My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

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I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

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Reported on Telegram:

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

Spotted on Twitch:

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Making waves on Threads:

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

Trending via Pinterest:

I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Going viral on Facebook:

The future is buffering.

Spotted on Threads:

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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