Funny old habit quotes

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.