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I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

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I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

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My first mistake of my life was my birth.

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Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

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Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

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I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

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Lately life has been all panic no disco.

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The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

Breaking via Facebook:

A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

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You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

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When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

61 shares on Threads this month:

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

85 shares on X this month:

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

13 shares on Telegram this month:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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Source??? Pattern recognition.

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Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

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I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

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Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

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It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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