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Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

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Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Just landed via Telegram:

“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

Seen just now on Telegram:

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

Going bananas on YouTube:

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

Making waves on TikTok:

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

Just landed via Threads:

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Trending via Snapchat:

I used to really want to be understood. Now I mainly just want things like snacks and juice.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

31 shares on Twitch this month:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

24 shares on Telegram this month:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

41 shares on Discord this month:

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

97 shares on Discord this month:

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

45 shares on X this month:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

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Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

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I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

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People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Live now on Telegram:

Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

Just landed via Facebook:

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

Going viral on Threads:

Some days I feel I’m on top of the world, and other days it feels like the world is on top of me.

Going viral on Twitch:

Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

Spotted on Twitch:

I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

Going viral on Snapchat:

In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

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