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When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

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Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

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How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

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Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

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You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

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You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

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I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

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You can’t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.

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The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

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All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

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How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

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And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

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Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

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No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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