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Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Going viral on Threads:

Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Spotted on Facebook:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Just shared via Slack:

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

Just shared via YouTube:

Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Making waves on TikTok:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

Spotted on Instagram:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Reported on Messenger:

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

Just landed via YouTube:

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Making waves on Reddit:

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

Live now on Facebook:

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Seen just now on X:

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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