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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

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I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

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The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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Trending via WhatsApp:

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Broadcasted on WeChat:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

Just shared via Messenger:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

Trending via Reddit:

Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

Live now on Snapchat:

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Breaking via Facebook:

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

Going viral on Twitch:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

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No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

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Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

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Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

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Spreading quickly via Discord:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

Going viral on Facebook:

It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

Trending via Pinterest:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

Making waves on Slack:

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

Breaking via Discord:

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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