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Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

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My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

Freshly posted on Discord:

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

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“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Just landed via Threads:

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

Going viral on TikTok:

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

Going viral on Facebook:

I think God was high when he made me.

Just landed via Telegram:

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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96 shares on Threads this month:

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

76 shares on TikTok this month:

My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

47 shares on Discord this month:

You only live once and thank God for that.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

49 shares on Discord this month:

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

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I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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Young witches boil every cauldron on high.

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Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

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I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

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The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Live now on Pinterest:

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

Seen just now on Messenger:

It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Trending via Reddit:

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

Making waves on X:

Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

Shared recently on YouTube:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

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When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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