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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

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The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

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Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

Just landed via Reddit:

What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

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Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

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I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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18 shares on Discord this month:

Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

78 shares on Slack this month:

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

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I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

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Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

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Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

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Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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Spotted on Discord:

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Trending via Slack:

You ever just see a tree and be like, “Bob Ross would’ve liked this one”?

Going bananas on WeChat:

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

Going bananas on TikTok:

They should invent a day where it all works out.

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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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