Funny pathway quotes

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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?