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I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

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Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

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My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

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The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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A Monday every week is excessive.

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I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

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Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

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Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

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You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

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Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

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Being awake is the worst.

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I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

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If I were an organ, I’d fail.

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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