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Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

“It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.

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Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on YouTube:

This email could’ve been sex.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

Going viral on Discord:

Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

Going viral on WeChat:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Just landed via Discord:

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

27 shares on Twitch this month:

Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

56 shares on Discord this month:

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on LinkedIn:

For the record, I use a turntable.

Making waves on Messenger:

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Spotted on Slack:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Just landed via Discord:

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Going viral on WeChat:

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

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