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Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

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Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

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I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

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I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

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Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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Funny poops quotes 💩 are the perfect way to add a little humor to life’s most natural moments! Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or share a giggle with friends, these cheeky sayings bring laughter where you least expect it. Get ready to embrace the silly side of bathroom breaks with witty, playful vibes that make even the stinkiest situations fun! 😂🚽✨

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Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

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Stress in private, complain on Twitter, happy in public.

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It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

Breaking via Reddit:

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

Freshly posted on Discord:

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

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