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Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,441

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on X:

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

Spotted on Snapchat:

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

Going viral on Telegram:

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Just shared via YouTube:

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

Making waves on Pinterest:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Trending via Discord:

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

Trending via Threads:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Just landed via YouTube:

The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

67 shares on Reddit this month:

The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

76 shares on Slack this month:

The lion can’t keep living like this.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

91 shares on Reddit this month:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

You are the Monday of my life.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,465

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WeChat:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

Going viral on Reddit:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

Trending via X:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Just landed via YouTube:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

Going viral on Threads:

The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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