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Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

A real smartphone would cut you off.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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17,443

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15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

Spotted on TikTok:

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Spotted on Telegram:

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

Going bananas on Messenger:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Seen just now on Threads:

So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

Going viral on YouTube:

Being strange is exhausting.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

Making waves on TikTok:

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Just shared via Threads:

Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

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41 shares on Twitch this month:

Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.”

33 shares on X this month:

No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

79 shares on Threads this month:

There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

52 shares on Threads this month:

Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

51 shares on Threads this month:

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

92 shares on Instagram this month:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

100 shares on Instagram this month:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

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I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,594

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Tested positive for being single af

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

Breaking via Twitch:

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

Just shared via Discord:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Shared recently on TikTok:

I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Just shared via X:

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Shared recently on Discord:

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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