Funny provoking quotes

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.