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Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Making waves on Facebook:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

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Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

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No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

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Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

Going viral on Discord:

Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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49 shares on Facebook this month:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

44 shares on X this month:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

74 shares on Slack this month:

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

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Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

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I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

We’ve got a shituation here.

Live now on Messenger:

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Going viral on Twitch:

Men make it so easy to hate them.

Just landed via Instagram:

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Just landed via Snapchat:

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Just landed via Facebook:

I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

Freshly posted on X:

The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

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