Funny provoking quotes

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.