Funny public speech quotes

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

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Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

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I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.