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I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

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I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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Breaking via Threads:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

Spotted on Facebook:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

Live now on Discord:

First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Making waves on Facebook:

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

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Share →: Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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Oh, the fascinating journey from Tips A to P must have been quite the bumpy ride! 🤣 Imagine the mishaps, the trials, and the tribulations along the way. Thank goodness for the invention of the perfect Q-tip to save us from the horrors of Tips A to P! 🙌 #TheStruggleWasReal
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Share →: Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

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"Finally, a Q-Tip that sticks to the plan and doesn't bounce away like a rebellious basketball! 🏀🙉 Say goodbye to the great escape – Trash cans everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief! 🗑️😆"

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Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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I hope this email finds you in a well.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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Making waves on Twitch:

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Trending via Facebook:

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

Seen just now on Threads:

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

Reported on YouTube:

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

Just landed via Instagram:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Just landed via Messenger:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Just landed via Telegram:

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

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