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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

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If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

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If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

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Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

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I embarrass myself in front of myself.

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

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Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

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I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

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So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

The feminine urge to start a coven.

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Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

I will never stop being a quitter!

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

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