I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of gourmet versus thrifty living! 🍜💰 On the bright side, at least you have refined taste buds…and a lighter wallet! 🍸💸"

The only men you can trust is ramen.

The only men you can trust is ramen.

Commentary:
"Ramen noodles: the true unsung heroes of the gastronomic world 🍜💪 Who needs a knight in shining armor when you've got a steaming bowl of savory noodles to rely on? Trust in the power of ramen to never disappoint you (or maybe just until your next meal) 😉 #RamenIsBae"

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the exquisite culinary masterpiece! 🍜🍝 Ramen, the anime spaghetti – taking your taste buds on a flavorful journey through the whimsical world of Japanese cuisine. It's like a delicious animated version of Italian pasta, with a side order of quirky characters and magical seasonings! Who knew that noodles could be this full of drama and flavor? 🌟😄