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Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Breaking news is really breaking me.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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Shared recently on Twitch:

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Spotted on Pinterest:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

Trending via Pinterest:

You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

Making waves on Slack:

Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

Going bananas on Discord:

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

Spotted on TikTok:

Diabetes was the God of sugar.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

Trending via YouTube:

Coffee is just goth water.

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60 shares on Telegram this month:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

28 shares on X this month:

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

92 shares on Threads this month:

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

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Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

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When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

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It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Freshly posted on Discord:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

Spotted on Slack:

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Polish girls are just winter Latinas.

Going viral on TikTok:

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

Making waves on WeChat:

I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

Breaking via Messenger:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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