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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

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Things I hate about group work: The group.

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Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

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Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

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Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

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Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

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I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

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Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

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Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

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Funny ramen quotes add a savory twist to the humor around everyone’s favorite noodle dish. 🍜😆 From playful jabs about our ramen obsessions to witty takes on its comforting appeal, these quotes celebrate the noodle bowl with a smile. Dive into a bowl of laughter and enjoy the fun side of your ramen cravings! 🍜😆

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Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

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When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

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Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

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Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

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Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

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