Commentary:
Your dog is probably thinking, "Why doesn't she just go with my classic 'no clothes' approach? Works every time!" 🐶👗😆
51 Funny ready quotes
Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.
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Why stop there? Ask what's for dessert while she's fixing the roof! 😜🛠️🥧
I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.
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All dressed up with nowhere to go, just chilling with my fancy couch outfit! 🛋️😎🤷♂️
Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.
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When she finally says she's ready and you get called out for needing 30 seconds to find your shoes: "Blink twice and I'm already behind schedule! 👠⏰😅"
I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.
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Work is my new personality. Send help! 🛠️🤔😴😂
My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.
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I'm convinced Time Travel exists, but only in my optimistic morning routine 🚀⏰😂
I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.
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First row seats to the longest 30 seconds in sports history! ⏰🏀📺
I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.
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When you know you're the life of the party but also the head of the bedtime committee 😂🛏️🎉
I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.
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Always ready for bed, just like a professional napper extraordinaire! 🛌😴🔋
Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.
Commentary:
"Ready for summer! Just add sweat and you've got a complete transformation! 😅💦🍹"