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Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

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I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.

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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.

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There hasn’t been a single person in human history that was remembered for spending their life working a 9-5 job.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

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I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

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I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Blink if you want me!

87 shares on Reddit this month:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

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My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

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We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

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I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

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I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

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You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

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