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Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,279

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

Breaking via Messenger:

I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

Just landed via Reddit:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Making waves on Facebook:

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

Broadcasted on Threads:

That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Just landed via Threads:

Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Seen just now on Threads:

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

Live now on Telegram:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

68 shares on Messenger this month:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

85 shares on Threads this month:

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

64 shares on Threads this month:

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

39 shares on X this month:

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

My brain has too many tabs open.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Live, laugh, leftovers.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,645

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

I should’ve existed as a tree.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on YouTube:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Making waves on YouTube:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

Trending via Telegram:

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

Just landed via X:

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

Just landed via Slack:

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

Live now on Messenger:

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Just shared via Threads:

A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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