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Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Trending via WeChat:

Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

Just shared via X:

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Just landed via Facebook:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

Just landed via Snapchat:

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

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Share →: The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

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"Who needs expensive gifts when you have family drama to entertain you? 🎁💥 Let the battle of wills begin, and say goodbye to that holiday shopping list! 😂👊"
6 months ago
Share →: Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

Commentary:
"Ah, the bittersweet transition from avoiding nosy Aunt Mildred to dodging chatty Steve from accounting 🙈 At least you have the office coffee machine to commiserate with ☕️ Here's to another week of pretending to laugh at Dave's unfunny jokes! 😆 #BackToReality"

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Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on X:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Shared recently on Slack:

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

Trending via Messenger:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Spotted on Messenger:

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Trending via Telegram:

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Trending via Instagram:

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

Trending via Facebook:

No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

Trending via Pinterest:

The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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