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Funny return trip quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to those inevitable journeys back home 🚗😂 Whether you’re stuck in traffic or reminiscing about your adventures, these witty lines will keep the vibes light and the smiles wide 😎✨ Ready to turn that return trip into a laugh-filled ride? Buckle up and get inspired! 🎉🛣️

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It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

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You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

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Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

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Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

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Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

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They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

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I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

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Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

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I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

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If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

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This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

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There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

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The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

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New funny return trip quotes 👇

It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

All funny return trip quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

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Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

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Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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