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Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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Just landed via Reddit:

Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

Trending via Snapchat:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

Live now on Pinterest:

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

Spotted on TikTok:

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

Going viral on Slack:

Showing my barber a Rorschach test, and he gives me his mother’s haircut.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Funny romanticize quotes

Funny romanticize quotes bring a hilarious twist to love’s dreamy moments 😍😂! They turn sweet gestures into laugh-out-loud memories, making romance feel lighthearted and fun 💕🎉. Whether you’re swooning or smirking, these quirky lines add a spark of joy to any love story ✨💬. Ready to laugh and love at the same time? Let’s dive into the playful side of romance! 😘💖

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I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

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78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

22 shares on Threads this month:

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

21 shares on WeChat this month:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

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25 folks are currently checking 👀

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

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Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

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Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

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They’re uploading my consciousness into a disposable vape.

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I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

Seen just now on Slack:

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Going viral on Discord:

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Just shared via Messenger:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Going viral on Slack:

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

Just shared via Instagram:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Live now on Messenger:

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Trending via Instagram:

No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

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