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Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

Trending via Reddit:

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

Seen just now on Slack:

Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

Trending via Messenger:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

Spotted on WeChat:

I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

Funny romanticize quotes

Funny romanticize quotes bring a hilarious twist to love’s dreamy moments 😍😂! They turn sweet gestures into laugh-out-loud memories, making romance feel lighthearted and fun 💕🎉. Whether you’re swooning or smirking, these quirky lines add a spark of joy to any love story ✨💬. Ready to laugh and love at the same time? Let’s dive into the playful side of romance! 😘💖

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I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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33 shares on Instagram this month:

The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

66 shares on Slack this month:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

44 shares on Discord this month:

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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5 folks are currently checking 👀

If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

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You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Dec 30, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

My dream car is a taco truck.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on YouTube:

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

Seen just now on Discord:

I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

Trending via YouTube:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

Making waves on Reddit:

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

Trending via Snapchat:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

Trending via Discord:

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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