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I’m the ick in fantastic.

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

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In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

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Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Breaking via Facebook:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Spotted on TikTok:

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

Trending via Pinterest:

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

Making waves on Reddit:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Going viral on Reddit:

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

Spotted on Threads:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

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4 months ago
Share →: Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

Commentary:
Absolutely! Salsa is practically a salad… with a spicy twist! 🌶️🥑 So go ahead and salsa your way to your daily veggie quota! Who knew getting your greens could be so festive? 💃🥗
6 months ago
Share →: Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

Commentary:
"Sounds like this salsa class had less salsa and more drama! 🌶️ No chips, no dips, just awkward dance moves and grabby weirdos – what a recipe for an adventure! 💃🕺 Maybe next time bring your own snacks and teach them some salsa etiquette too! 💁‍♂️💃"

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Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

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We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

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Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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Seen just now on Messenger:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Making waves on Facebook:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Seen just now on Discord:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Reported on WeChat:

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Reported on Telegram:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

Trending via Slack:

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

Shared recently on X:

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Seen just now on Threads:

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

Just landed via Threads:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

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