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Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,508

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15,508

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Jan 7, 2026

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Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

Seen just now on Threads:

I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

Just shared via X:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

Spotted on Telegram:

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

Trending via YouTube:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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92 shares on Facebook this month:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

31 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

21 shares on Threads this month:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

16 shares on Threads this month:

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

29 shares on Discord this month:

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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10 folks are currently checking 👀

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

Trending via Threads:

Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

Spotted on Slack:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

Live now on Facebook:

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Just landed via Messenger:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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