Funny salsa quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Salsa is practically a salad… with a spicy twist! 🌶️🥑 So go ahead and salsa your way to your daily veggie quota! Who knew getting your greens could be so festive? 💃🥗

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like this salsa class had less salsa and more drama! 🌶️ No chips, no dips, just awkward dance moves and grabby weirdos – what a recipe for an adventure! 💃🕺 Maybe next time bring your own snacks and teach them some salsa etiquette too! 💁‍♂️💃"

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