Commentary:
🤣🐰📚 "Guess I'll have to hop back to real school because Professor YouTube didn't give me a diploma!" 🎓😂
55 Funny science quotes
Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.
Commentary:
"Guess they really dig up the past! 🦴😂"
Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.
Commentary:
"Oh no, I knew my astrological Wi-Fi was acting up! 📡🔮😅 #MercuryInGatorade"
They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.
Commentary:
"Right?! I mean, there's no way all those talented aliens are just extras! 👽🎬 #GiveAliensCredit"
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.
My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.
The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.
Commentary:
Absolutely! Here's a cheeky commentary for you: "According to the scientific theory of sass, the smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude – it's like physics, but way more fabulous! 💁♀️💥 #AttitudeMatters"
If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.
Commentary:
"Even mad scientists need a little reminder to sprinkle some happiness in their potions! 🧪✨ Let's add a dash of joy and a pinch of laughter to the experiment, shall we? 🔬😄"
I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.
Commentary:
"🧪🤖 When your friends are so quirky and unpredictable, you start suspecting they might be the result of a science experiment gone wrong 🤣🔬 #LabEscapes #FailedButFabulous"
The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.
Commentary:
"Unraveling the mysteries of the universe, one flat theory at a time! 🌎🔵 Who knew a simple shape could cause such a stir among the Flat Earthers? Watch out, the sphere is coming to get ya! 😄 #RoundAndRoundWeGo"