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Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,708

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via X:

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

Just landed via Messenger:

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Making waves on WeChat:

Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

Going viral on YouTube:

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Trending via YouTube:

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

Trending via Messenger:

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

Spotted on Messenger:

Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

Making waves on YouTube:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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26 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

35 shares on Instagram this month:

We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

41 shares on X this month:

Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

54 shares on X this month:

I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

30 shares on X this month:

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,609

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Facebook:

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Just landed via Messenger:

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

Going viral on Telegram:

Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).

Trending via WeChat:

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Spotted on Twitch:

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

Just shared via WeChat:

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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