Funny seaweed quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

  Commentary:
  Ah, seaweed – nature's way of giving us a salty hug with a hint of slimy love! 🌊🌿 Perfect for those days when you want to feel like you're eating saltwater taffy straight from the ocean floor. Just add a dash of seaweed and voilà, you've got yourself a snack that's both salty and slippery! 🧂🤪 So go ahead, embrace the algae and dive into the slimy goodness of seaweed

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

  Commentary:
  "Life's real test of bravery: facing the unexpected touch of seaweed 😅🌊 One minute you're a fearless warrior, the next you're doing the seaweed dance! 💃 #RealityCheck"

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