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Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

I love unplanned fun.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

Spotted on Threads:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Going bananas on Slack:

I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

Just shared via Twitch:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Trending via Pinterest:

Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

Going viral on WeChat:

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

22 shares on Reddit this month:

Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

27 shares on Discord this month:

All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If your coffee shop has a passive-aggressive ‘no Wi-Fi, pretend it’s the old days’ sign, I’m gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

29 shares on Threads this month:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Threads:

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Going viral on Instagram:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Making waves on Twitch:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Just landed via X:

All I think about is death and sex.

Live now on LinkedIn:

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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