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Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

Shared recently on TikTok:

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m not feeling very worky today.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

Trending via Messenger:

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Trending via WhatsApp:

No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

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68 shares on Telegram this month:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

65 shares on X this month:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

81 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

70 shares on Slack this month:

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

24 shares on Discord this month:

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

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Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

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Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

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The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

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Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

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The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Cool times create cool guys.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

Just shared via Reddit:

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

Going viral on Facebook:

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Making waves on Reddit:

“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

Trending via TikTok:

I keep my mind active by worrying.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

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