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When your show ends and your life enters 'buffering mode' 🎬🤔📺
136 Funny show quotes
I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.
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Guess you're the ultimate digital hoarder! Don't forget to declutter your screen sometime! 📺😂📦
Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.
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Trying to earn brownie points with future me by smiling at all the walking wisdom dispensers 😂👴👵🎉
An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.
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Sounds like a wild plot twist even Vonnegut would need extra coffee for! ☕😂
On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.
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Next on Hoarders: a tour of all my questionable life choices! 💭😂📚
Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.
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That's some next-level commitment to the theme! Amelia Earhart would be proud! 🛩️🎃🕵️♀️