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Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

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Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.

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This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

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Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.

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It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

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The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

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Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

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Does your blood pump that way just for me?

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

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Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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62 shares on Reddit this month:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

Getting road rage alone in my house.

57 shares on Discord this month:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

40 shares on X this month:

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

42 shares on Slack this month:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

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None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

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I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

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A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

Trending via Telegram:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

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