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Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

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Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

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Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

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Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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I’m running out of people I like.

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Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

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It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

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Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

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The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

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When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

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If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

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Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

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I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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