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Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

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I’ll see you in your nightmares.

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It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

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I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

Just landed via X:

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

Just landed via YouTube:

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Just landed via WeChat:

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

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That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

I have the sex drive of a potato.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

Trending via Instagram:

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

Going viral on YouTube:

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

Just landed via Facebook:

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

Making waves on Instagram:

If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

Trending via Instagram:

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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