Funny slow down quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of computer stubbornness – the more you rush them, the more they dig in their digital heels and slow down! It's like they're saying, 'Oh, you think you can rush me? Watch me take my sweet time now!' Just remember, patience is a virtue even in the digital world!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

  Commentary:
  Adulthood is essentially a never-ending rollercoaster where the promise of relaxation is always just out of reach 🎢😅 It's like chasing after a mirage in the desert, except that mirage is a quiet weekend that never seems to materialize! 🏜️💼 Just keep chasing those elusive moments of peace between meetings and deadlines until the end of time! ⏳😂

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