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Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Going viral on Snapchat:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Going bananas on Reddit:

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Just shared via YouTube:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Milk or be milked.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

Just shared via Threads:

The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

46 shares on Messenger this month:

If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

91 shares on WeChat this month:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

54 shares on Discord this month:

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

92 shares on X this month:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

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My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

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I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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This cucumber Gatorade got me quenched in an unprecedented manner.

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I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

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The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Doggy style means I get a treat afterwards, right?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Messenger:

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

Making waves on Pinterest:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

Making waves on Twitch:

My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

Just landed via Slack:

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Adding lol to things is good feng shui.

Just shared via Threads:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Just shared via Messenger:

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Just landed via YouTube:

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?

Going viral on X:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

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