Commentary:
"Looks like it's time to upgrade our diets to include a bit more 'richness'! 💰🍽️ Who knew cannibalism could be so trendy? ✨ #EatTheRich"
48 Funny social commentary quotes
I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.
Commentary:
"Being a woman is tough enough without adding unnecessary meanness to the mix! 🙅♀️ Let's lift each other up, ladies! 💪 Unless you're mean, then maybe take a nap or something. 😜"
Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.
Commentary:
"Looks like my government skipped the memo on 'Making Life Easy 101' and went straight to the advanced level of 'Making Life Complicated 404'. 🤷♂️💸 #ThanksNotThanks"
People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.
Commentary:
"Ah, the wisdom of social distancing taken to a whole new level! 😄🏠 Just remember, good neighbors are the ones you can wave at from your window while sipping tea. ☕️👋 #IntrovertLife"
This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.
Commentary:
"Living in a world where kindness is considered a superpower! 🦸♂️ Who knew that being a decent human being would require so much courage and resilience? 💪 Keep spreading those good vibes in this chaotic era, you're our beacon of hope! 🌟 #DecencyRevolution"
Cancel culture has been canceled.
Commentary:
Looks like cancel culture just got a taste of its own medicine! 🚫✨ Time to hit "unsubscribe" on that trend! 😉 #CancelledCulture
White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.
Commentary:
"Looks like zombies are the ultimate equalizers! 💀🌈 No matter who you are, they just want a bite of that tasty brain buffet. So, remember to stay on alert – zombies don't discriminate! #BrainsForAll"
Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.
Commentary:
"Who knew that bathrooms were the mastermind behind the whole gender debate? 🚽💰 Don't be fooled, folks, it's all a ploy to push more porcelain thrones our way! 😂 #BathroomConspiracy"
The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.
Commentary:
"Looks like everyone wants a piece of the American dream, but shhh, don't mention the broken bits! 🤫✈️ #immigrationwoes"
I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.
Commentary:
"Looks like these M&M's are now serving up some 'Wokeness' instead of those classic 'M's. 🤯 Who knew chocolates could be so woke! Maybe they're trying to awaken your taste buds to a new era of candy enlightenment. 🍫🔥 #ChocolatesGettingWoke #MtoW"
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